Saturday, February 4, 2012

Adult Rockstar vs. Kindie Rockstar

Late mornings and late nights...Early mornings and early nights.
You get paid in cash and alcohol...You get paid in cash and high 5's.
Some fans will sleep with you...Some fans will fall asleep on you.
Women will expose their breasts...Exposed breasts have a baby attached.
The air smells like pot...The air smells like the potty.
Women will throw their panties up on stage...Kids will throw up on stage.
The audience will let you know if you suck...Kids usually love you no matter what.
Your fans want your autograph...Your fans want stickers.
It's a great life...It's a great life.

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